Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Coming Soon to an Immune System in You

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GiantMicrobes are the cutest thing to happen to communicable disease and human suffering since... uh... okay, they are the first cute thing to happen to communicable disease and human suffering. Anyway, you should visit the site and buy yourself an adorable plush flesh-eating bacterium. Or perhaps your very own huggable syphillis. Bad breath? Pimples? Hepatitis? e.coli? They all want your love and affection. I first came across these little guys while walking through the new SAFE exhibition at MoMA (aka, the management's day job), and I've desperately wanted chlamydia ever since.

Speaking of things falling off your body, some fun zombie news popped up in today's edition of The Onion. (The *bitter defeat* obsession with all things shambling and undead is well documented.) The management recommends this invaluable and very funny guide to full zombie-attack preparedness. The author is apparently Mel Brooks's son.

**WARNING** The following is sexist.

I don't care is she is a former Playboy Playmate, the St. Pauli girl is supposed to have large breasts!

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